plaidmikey:

TODAY WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT DERPCON WAHT THE FUCK HAPPENED

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

Free money

64px:

imjustdes:

64px:

The goverdment should make more money

That would cause inflation and make things worse

you dont know shit. more cash = more spending with dollers and i finally get to buy racecar bed

theredbookofwesteros:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 

zanabism:

being called “racist” isn’t an insult or something mean that people are saying to you because they want to bring you down. if you’re being called racist you shouldn’t be brushing it off because you “can’t see the haters” you should be assessing your behaviour, your language, and mindset for signs of prejudice, discrimination, and sympathy/support for unfair and violent treatment towards racially persecuted people in your country 

irweed:

we’re listening to the radio in class and amnesia came on and this guy was like “why would u wanna wake up with amnesia?” and this other guy was like “to forget about the stupid little things bro”

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

bunnyhoodlum:

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

"no christmas is coming"

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.